Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Mean Girls and Wannabes

Whether in school, at work, or in show biz, there are MEAN GIRLS all around us. You know who they are, don't you?

Today I heard that Mariah Carey has had a decade long feud with Madonna. You may not know this, but I have all of Madonna's CDs...but I'm not defined by her. I digress, it all started when Madonna commented that Mariah's music was too mainstream and safe. She even stated, "If I were Mariah, I would kill myself." I guess she meant if she had to sing songs like Mariah sings, it would be deadly for her.

Well, then the poopy doop hit the proverbial fan because Whoriah, I'm sorry, I meant Mariah, bitched back! Mariah told a reporter that she'd stopped listening to Madge when she was in 7th or 8th grade when she was actually popular then. muahahaha!!! Get ready to rummmmmmmmmmmmble!!!

Today, the fight for Queen Bee continues...Madonna refused to go onstage at the LIVE 8 finale when Mariah was added to the setlist. Why even bother to bitch when you have so much money? I'll never understand. It's a shame they couldn't put their differences aside for the starving bloated children.

2 comments:

Falter Ego said...

I just spent 2 hours arguing with my ex-girlfriend...blogged about it and then clicked "next blog" and this is the first thing I saw.

Priceless. You rock.

Breezy said...

Thanks! I've been sick with a very bad cold, but I had to get the word out. :-)