Um, yes, my name is...um, I don't know what my name is. Who is this man sitting next to me? Why am I here?
Oh wait! My name is Katie Holmes! Holy crap! I'm being held hostage on my own free will because I want a bigger career, but why are they drugging me into submission? Oh! I know! It's because of ...
...him! The evil man that I sold my soul to one year ago this coming April!
*whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa*
*sniff, sniff* They're taking me away again! Don't you people see I just have a pillow under my sweater and fabulous white trench? I'm a good Catholic girl I am. He's not even planning on marrying me because our contract is only for one year. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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I had a horrible time posting these pictures and not because of the content. They were a bitch to line up with my writing. You get what you get!
"not because of the content"? That's what *you* think. Those crafty Scientologists are everywhere, monitoring our every move, don't you know?
In fact, I bet the Scientological Investigatory Bureau is outside your home "investigating" the dumpster again at 3 am.
Great site loved it alot, will come back and visit again.
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