Streaming

• Two weeks until summer vacation and this summer I may actually see the beach. At last!
• A big F*%K YOU to the tickety tacky hot tranny/stripper mess parent who gives me shade every frakking day when I try to put her child in her car at the end of the school day.
• I hate LOST yet I watch it every week. By the way, where do the islanders find an endless supply of clothes that never repeat?
  
• I love the CUT BLOG over at New York Magazine online. It's for sure not theoretical physics.
• Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory is 35! Who knew?! Not me.
  
• I recommend reading The Joy Luck Club by Amy Tan. Despite it's focus on two different generations of Asian women, it manages to speak the truth about families of any culture.
• Tyra you so crazy for putting your face on a picture of the Mona Lisa and then putting it on your Tyra Mail cards. When in Rome...
• Oprah, you meany, made Baba Waba cry on her show which then made me tear up. You suck harpO! Good interview though. Ugh!
  
• My new favorite song by The Ting Tings -"Shut Up and Let Me Go" It has an 80s vibe.

I Don't Care - I'm Nuts - or - Both

Earlier this evening, I was over at my parents' house having dinner and afterwards settling in with People Magazine's after Oscar issue. It's one of my favorite issues of the year.

Inside, I was mesmerized at what a good picture Sharon Stone had given at one of the Oscar soirées. I've seen some busted up pictures of her on the internets lately. You can see her psycho chic below:



It just took me by surprise how good and relatively sane she looked. A big plus was possibly that she didn't look like she'd been stretched like Katherine Helmond in Brazil.


Her picture caught my eye and so I decided to read the short caption and was liking what she was saying about her outfit and her jewelry. That is until she mentioned...Screeeeech!....the rat. Yes, the rat. Actually, it's a rat's foot. An icky rat's foot on a pin pinned to her jacket. Ewwww!

You had me until the rat Sharon Stone. You did.

So...does she not care?...is she nuts?...or...Is she a little bit of both?

I say both.

Mardi Gras!

Another Mardi Gras has come and gone and I did not drink. Kinda sucky, but it was my choice. I almost had a Bloody Mary, but I changed my mind at the very last minute.


I'm kinda liking our new tradition of seeing Zulu across from Covenant House and the police station. I would say it's as family friendly as those stuffy Metairie routes.



Debbie giving good face as Cleopatra (err, Cleopatria), Queen of the Nile.


Deb and MSH and the Homo Haters in the background. Do you see my young doctor in love?

MSH and Lloyd. Lloyd was having fun already. (wink, wink)


Along the way we ran into Geronimo. Debbie couldn't remember his name after being told quite a few times.

He had too many syllables in his name, all of four, so she asked him to shorten his name or give himself a nickname. Knowing Debbie, though, she just started calling him Geo, and then he became just "G". Ahh, Debbie.

My favorite comment echoed about Geronimo throughout our time together with him was,

"Medea's got nothing on her!"

Absolutely. Loved. It.


This lovely lady was flirting with ME. At least I think she was. I was dressed as a doctor, so she asked me if I'd done Geronimo's rack. I said yes, and she asked if I could work on hers. Sure, and it would be on the house. I mean, what else can you say to a person with a nice smile like that?


OK, I cut off her feet, but I liked what she was wearing...especially the beret and that she posed for me. I'm no sartorialist, but I tried.


Like, OK, like it's the biggest hula-hoop ever. Seriously.


This is Debbie and her boyfriend Michael Douglas.

He just kinda looks like him, but his name is really Bart.

Happy Mardi Gras !

Let Me Entertain You

OK, I'm too lazy to write anything of any significance here, so instead I'll entertain you with a picture. I don't think it needs a lot of explanation. I know I've seen this look before and so has Spaces, no?

Who Knew?

I've heard of the Million Man March, but this is something new. My friends and I were definitely not invited.