Coyote Ugly

Ugh! It's midnight on a Friday night and I'm at home. There's nothing on TV. There's no Battlestar Galactica, damnit! What Not To Wear is getting to be repetitive, arg! I'm bored.

So it's between Dr. 90210 or The Ultimate Coyote Ugly Search on Country Music Television(CMT) or QVC.

I can't watch Dr. 90210 because I don't like seeing people getting their noses chiseled or seeing people's hanging loose flesh after losing 500 pounds. *drive heave*

Even though I'm all about QVC every once in a while, I have to be in the mood to sit and watch tacky jewelry paired with even tackier shapeless clothes.

My only other choice then is turning the Tube off or watching the Coyote Ugly reality show. Sadly, Coyote won. Ayayay! I'm watching to see who will be *the* ultimate Coyote Ugly girl and win $25,000. Is it any wonder it's on the bottom end of the basic cable line-up? All these young women dancing up a storm to be a bartender, and for what? Basic anonymity after winning the competition, bartending, and selling her soul to the femi-nazi who owns and founded the chain? They seem to think it's worth it, but I think some of these girls just want to be on television like everyone else on a reality show. Yet I can't seem to change the channel. I've hit a new low. :-(

On an even sadder note:
I kinda want to see the next episode because they will be finishing up the competition in New Orleans soon after Katrina when they re-opened the local Coyote Ugly. The femi-nazi owner/founder lives in the New Orleans area, so I find that to be interesting.

Running Woman

Congratualations to my sister, Trixie, for running her first 5k race. I'm very proud of her!

"Rocky's Theme"

"Trying hard now, its so hard now, trying hard now..Getting strong now, wont be
long now, getting strong now..Gonna fly now, flying high now, gonna fly, fly,
fly."

The Immigrant Experience: The Long, Long Journey

Britney Spears, Baby Federline, and Nanny make three!

(That's for the entertainmently challenged and my boyfriend, MSH.)

Y'all!

Yeah, *you* illegal immigrants! *smack gum*

I just want to let y'all know that I am all for y'all.

See my nanny? Like she's from one of those countries in South America that ends in 'guay'. She's great with my baby.

If you need help, come see me. I speak immigrant. Y'all. *smack gum*


(I hate her. I just do.)